
Is your girlfriend, boyfriend, husband or wife giving off that "not so hot" feeling these days? Has time taken its toll on their good looks? Wrinkles, weight gain, the aging process, grey or receding hair all can make us feel like ending it and having a fling with a younger floozie...
But here at 034Motorsport, we believe that when you make the commitment in a comitted relationship, you should stick to it, and there is no better way than with the new 034Motorsport Beer Glass.
Here's how it works, depending on your level of satisfaction with your partner:
Level 1 - "Hmm, she used to be hotter, but we've been through so much together and I love her deeply, I could never see myself with another person" - Fill the 034Motorsport beer glass with your favorite beer 3 times every 4-6 hours you are around your partner, chill the glass first for a refreshing mouth feel!
Level 2 - "Honestly, he used to be in great shape, thin with a full head of hair, now he looks like Danny Devito (at any point in his career), I'm thinking about having an affair but want to try to save it?" - Fill the 034Motorsport beer glass with your favorite wine such as Merlot, Carlo Rossi or $2 chuck. Drink 3 glasses every 6 hours until your partner looks less like Danny Devito and more like, say Balki Bartokomous from Perfect Strangers.
Level 3 - "I've tried, I mean, I've tried, but the "old lady" really does look like an old lady! I'm disgusted!!" - Fill your 034Motorsport glass with your favorite hard liquor like Jack Daniels, Everclear or home made potato moonshine. Drink 3 glasses every 4-6 hours untill unconcious, when you come to, if you are still disgusted by your partner, have another glass and repeat until satisfied.
There you have it, simple, effective ways to relationship bliss with the 034Motorsport Beer Glass!
A back order product means we do not have this in our local warehouse. We will have to 'back order' this in for you. This can take anywhere from 4 to 6 weeks. Popular items can go on back order but are often restocked in a short time such as 1 week.
FLAT rate $9.99
We use Australia post EXPRESS yellow and star track premium (dynamic pricing).
We ship from Western Sydney.
We ship every working day. Shipping cut off time is 2pm.
We are working on an average 5 to 6 working hours for dispatch.
Yes we have a trade program with exclusive trade discounts.
Yes it is in stock, we hold local stock we don't drop ship.
All new genuine parts have a 2 year warranty.
Yes we only sell new parts, we do not sell used or reconditioned parts.
YES if the part number has a Volkswagen or Audi part number it is a genuine part. If if is an aftermarket part we will label it as such.
Minimum amount of time is 4 weeks.
Please contact us by the website chat or or use any of the contact forms or email us and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
We work normal business hours and we don't have someone manning our website chat at 4am.
If you have purchased a part under our fitment data and direction we will gladly exchange it or refund it. If you have purchased the wrong part we can provide a store credit or 20% restocking fee.
Please email us to discuss any warranty issues. We normally need a mechanics report to prove a part has failed. If it has failed and it is under warranty we will replace it. We cannot warrant hearsay from home mechanics.
We are unique in that we import our own genuine parts and this enables us to pass the savings onto you.
You will save up to 30% with genuine parts.
That can range from 100% down to 20% - The savings will generally be 30% to 50%.
Yes we can provide discounts for 034 motorsport customers who wish to purchase a lot of products in one go
We pick and ship EVERY working day. 12pm is the daily cut off time. Common times for dispatch are 5 to 6 hours on working days. We normally dispatch last night's orders the next morning.
Shipping is FLAT rate $9.99
We ship from Western Sydney, Australia wide. We only use EXPRESS shipping from Aus Post express (yellow) or star track premium. Please see below for estimated shipping times.
For Sydney customers next day shipping is available if you place your order before 12pm.
STAR TRACK PREMIUM customers get EXPRESS dispatch, purchase this option for the fastest shipping
You will receive SMS and email notifications when the item is dispatched. You will then be able to track your order. We use SHIPPIT for order tracking and management. You will be updated via SMS and email with progress on your shipping. You will receive notifications on the morning of the day of the delivery to notify you the package is 'on-board for delivery'
Location |
Post Codes |
Estimated delivery time in working days |
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NSW & ACT |
Sydney Metro |
2000-2234 2745-2751 |
1 Day |
NSW Other Metro including ACT (Canberra, Newcastle, Wollongong, Bathurst, Orange, Dubbo, etc.) |
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1-2 days |
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NSW Country |
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2-4 Days |
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VIC |
Melbourne Metro |
3000-3208 |
1 Day |
VIC Other Metro (Albury, Bendigo, Shepparton) |
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2-3 Days |
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VIC Country |
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2-4 Days |
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QLD |
Brisbane Metro |
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1 Day |
QLD Metro Other (Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast, Mackay, |
|
1-2 Days |
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TAS |
Hobart & Launceston Metro |
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1 Day |
TAS Country |
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2-3 Days |
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SA |
Adelaide Metro |
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1 Day |
SA Country |
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2-3 Days |
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WA |
Perth Metro |
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2 Days |
WA Metro Other (Bunbury, Albany) |
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2-3 Days |
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WA Country |
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3-5 days |
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NT |
Darwin Metro |
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1-2 Days |
NT Country |
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3-5 Days |
Did you know VAGPARTS Australia has a trade program? Sign up for exclusive trade pricing and discounts on Volkswagen & Audi Parts. If you are a mechanic, tuner or have an automotive business this program is for you!
Our trade only pricing is typically 30% lower than dealer trade prices. Our exclusive trade pricing is hard to beat!
You will receive exclusive industry discount, priority customer service, help with parts interpretation and you can drop ship to your customers if you wish to resell our items. We have access to millions of SKU's and can source anything for you.
Trade only discounted pricing
Premium & Express shipping only
Priority fulfilment
Dedicated parts specialist support
Free listing in our trade directory
Drop shipping enabled
Custom Part support - send us your part number we will source it
FREE SHIPPING over $50 or $12.95
Help to source hard to find products
Trade portal (password protected)
Access to 034 Motorsport at trade pricing
This is a great service for the astute workshop owner who wishes to purchase high grade parts at competitive prices.
We express ship ONLY – every single working day from our Western Sydney warehouse.
Join the trade program today!
